Dear Santa,
For Xmas, I would like the new iPhone please? And if it wouldn't be too much trouble, may I have all the accoutrements that go with it? TQ.
But Santa, people are saying that Facebooking is a lot more fun on an iPad though. So could I have that too? And to help me write faster, would you mind throwing in the auxilliary keypad etc? Thanks Santa.
But Santa, I will need to calibrate my iPhone and iPad to a PC, no? So I think I'm gonna need a nice MAC PC too.
Oh Gosh I would hate it if my emails to you didn't get through. Maybe I should write to you via regular mail, so would you be a dear and just include a printer too?
Actually Santa, I really have no idea what other new Apple gadgets I might need with my iPhone, iPad and MAC PC, and I wouldn't wanna have to bother you with more requests, so may I just have one of those cute little 'Switch' stores for Xmas? Thanks Santa... I should be all set now, unless something's out of stock, and I have to order it and wait, and deal with freight and postage... Hmmm....
Dear Santa,
This Xmas, may I have Apple Inc.?